If you win tonight, I think we should bring you the Oscar —Ellen Degeneres to Jennifer Lawrence at the Academy Awards
there are two types of people in this world
- people i can trust to help me hide a body
- people who are the body
My son, he’s at a very impressionable age, so if you could keep your semi-nude sexual exploits inside your own house, I would really appreciate it.
2014 Awards Season, ladies and gentlemen.
Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.
Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.
REALLY WE’RE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THE DUCKLING JUST SHAT ON THEIR FLOOR
I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS USED ON THE SHARK ABOVE WATER
This website is on drugs
My future husband better answer me like this
Mustachioed cat does not want your kisses. [video]
new favourite insults:
- absolute bagel
- useless paperclip
- first bread slice
- yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
- tangled headphone cord
- ketchup pre-cum