thehilariousblog:

this blog is hilarious!

Mask, mask, seatbelt, seatbelt, front, front, back, back.

Kristen Bell shows of her dance move, ‘The Stewardess’ [x]

i-am-the-oracular-spectacular:

HAHAHA THIS IS SO ME

chimfaberry:

alittleveggies:

icouldntagleemore:

#lea michele what are you doing in glee club

Lea’s face is all like “WHERE THE FUQ AM I? WHERE IS MY PUBLICIST, WHO IS THIS TALL TREE THAT LOOKS LIKE CORY. OH DIANNA! WAIT WHY ARE YOU SITTING WITH THAT WEIRD LOOKING WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A CAVEMAN. WHERE DA ACTUAL FUQ AM I. SOMEONE CALL MY PUBLICIST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!”

Lea waking up in her worst nightmare.

Actually living in this show.

Bless your soul.

oprahsmom:

400% me in my volleyball class

everthorne:

is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police.

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

hazomo:

i don’t like the words “make love” probably due to my strong desire to be thrown against a wall but what can you do

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