Anonymous asked: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

tagged → #omg

spontaneous-rainbows:

assleighhh:

So did anyone hear about the officer who placed a woman under arrest for breastfeeding in NYC? She went to get on her bus, he pulled her back by the collar of her shirt, and as a result she dropped her 3 month old baby. He still placed her under arrest while her baby was lying on the concrete with a cracked skull. Her daughter died at the hospital while she was at the police station. He’s on PAID leave.

wtf. you can read about it here

keepcalmwearetimeless:

when something good happens to your otp

image

when something gReAT happens to your otp

image

tagged → #omg
tagged → #puppy #omg #cutest thing ever
tagged → #omg #idris elba

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt being the greatest father in the history of great fathers…

tagged → #chris pratt #omg
cheeseyturtlelove:

The sound I made was inhuman.

cheeseyturtlelove:

The sound I made was inhuman.

tagged → #bunny #omg
goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

tagged → #omg
woodmeat:

ghubarie:

yappanese:

I’m never washing dishes again

THIS IS THE PICTURE

this is admirable tbh

woodmeat:

ghubarie:

yappanese:

I’m never washing dishes again

THIS IS THE PICTURE

this is admirable tbh

tagged → #omg #lol
4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

tagged → #seal #omg
tagged → #chris evans #omg #my ovaries

tootricky:

love bird has a wash (source)

tagged → #bird #omg
twcflorkin420:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G


Good, Jesus, I’m glad you don’t consent, because I wasn’t trying to make a 3 way happen anyway

twcflorkin420:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

Good, Jesus, I’m glad you don’t consent, because I wasn’t trying to make a 3 way happen anyway

tagged → #omg

We are Groot! - Guardians of the Galaxy


Credits: Video from moshimoshisempai

jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

tagged → #omg