February 2011
Wait... Rachel said... and we all heard it... and I'm freaking out... Someone calm me down....
Spoiler… Fuck…. shit… I can’t stop fucking cursing….
Someone calm me down… I hate being outside the bubble… it’s awful and cold.
SLOW DOWN.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
IN.
OUT.
…
NOW WHAT DID YOU HEAR?
If Rachel sleeps with Finn because she thinks that’s the way to get him back I’m done with the show. Not because I hate Finchel but because it would be wrong on so many levels. I hope this is just wishful thinking from the Finchel fanatics and nothing more.
Someone should beat Ryan Murphy with a stick until he agrees to make Puckleberry the endgame...
And maybe with his own yellow hat!
Time for me to go get shit done.
I’ll inform you all with how it went in the morning.
Trust me, I can be extremely persuasive.
Mind out of the gutter, you silly puckleberries.
“Get it Right” – This is definitely the better of the two songs. What’s special about it is that it really does sound like something Rachel Berry might write. Unlike “Loser”, that seems too commercial and poppy to be written by someone who takes music so seriously (remember how emotional “My Headband” was?), “Get it Right” fits Rachel’s voice and storyline perfectly. As I listened to the lyrics, I wondered if she was writing in reflection of her failed relationships with Puck (Mark Salling), Jesse (Jonathan Groff), and Finn or if she was writing in response to the way the club continuously knocks her off her pedestal even when she’s got the right idea. Either way, the heartfelt ballad is far better than “Loser.”
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I love that they mention Puck as failed relationship even though it was only one episode and also they name him first.
“Sometimes you just have to kiss Lea Michele…and it’s awesome.”
—Darren Criss (source)
Locked.
Title: Locked.
Word Count: 5,587.
Pairing: Puck/Rachel.
Warnings: SMUT. Not for young readers, please and thank you.
Prompt: Noah Puckerman is locked inside the William McKinley High School auditorium with Rachel Berry. Sexy times ensue.
Summary: He really can’t believe it. He’s locked in the auditorium with none other than Rachel Berry. He doesn’t even know how it happened, because the auditorium is never locked. And it really doesn’t help matters that she’s dressed in this short-ass skirt that leaves little to the imagination, and he hadn’t gotten laid in weeks.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, or these characters. I am not affiliated with the creative team, cast, crew, or FOX Television.
Extra: Written for Rachel. [noahpuckermanandrachelberry]
Get It Right
Rachel thinks all that she touches tumbles down?
And Mark said all that Lea touches turns to gold. Just saying.
Listen
NEW GLEE SONG - “Get It Right” Lea Michele
KILL ME OMFG.
OMG This is OMG! I died!
If Rachel Needs Applause & Puck Needs Sex in order to live..
they should just get it on with an audience and they’ll never die.. right? i’d clap to that.
It must have been love but it's over now....
OVER. OVER. OVER
The era of the ship that shall not be named is OVER!!!!
This totally makes my night :D
“…then I STOLE the guy she dated to get over the guy she’s in love with”
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Quinn Fabray
SHE STOLE PUCK FROM RACHEL…
WHICH MEANS PUCK WAS RACHEL’S EVEN AFTER THEY WERE NOT TOGETHER
MAYBE QUINN KNOWS HOW PUCK FEELS ABOUT HER….
MAYBE THAT’S WHY SHE NEVER FELL FOR PUCK…
BECAUSE SHE KNEW HOW PUCK WAS NOAH WITH RACHEL AND THE BABY WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM CLOSE AND NOT EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO STOP LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS
MAYBE QUINN WILL HELP THEM GET TOGETHER…
HELPING TWO PEOPLE THAT AT ONE POINT SHE “HATED” FIND HAPPINESS WOULD BE VERY REDEEMING FOR HER CHARACTER
MAKES MORE SENSE IF YOU ASK ME….
(via pucktheberry)
Rachel bringing Quinn and Puck together....
HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a spoiler?
To all the Mark haters of the world:
If you’ve never sang for the president your argument is invalid and you can’t touch this.
HEY RACHEL BERRY! Noah Puckerman just sang for the President of the United States. I think you found your leading man....
Is it going to be a predominately Puckleberry or Quick song?
Because I just don’t have the energy to get excited about this until I actually know.
I did not think of the Quick possibility. My hopes and dreams just flew out the window.
^^ This
Quick?
I don’t even want to think of Quick singing together. It’s just wrong. I think it’s mainly Puck and Carl with Rachel and Quinn singing the chorus and swaying in the background because we all know swaying in the background can be fun LOL
I’m constantly pushing away boys who care, because I’m stuck on the one who doesn’t.
aka Rachel Berry
Reblog if you want a "Marry, Fuck or Kill" in your ask box.
Songs in 2x15 - Sexy
Put a read more because it’s spoilers
BUT BUT BUT
Are you ready for this?: Different Types Of Drunks. →
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Title: Different Types Of Drunks.
Word Count: 2,419.
Pairing: Puck/Rachel
Warnings: THIS CONTAINS SMUT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Also contains vulgar language and excessive drinking.
Prompt: Here.
Summary: Noah Puckerman explains to Rachel the different types of…
The awkward moment when you realise that if you did marry your celebrity crush you would have to delete your Tumblr, your internet history, your Gifs and your pictures.
Bye bye RPO LOL
If Rachel's songs win ND Regionals then
I want ALL of them to kiss her feet and apologize to her for all the crappy things they have ever done to her and not supporting her with this.
I will be major pissed if that doesn’t happen. While I love the lyrics to Get It Right, to me it’s another Rachel apology song so the Gleeks need to do the same.
“What can you do when your good isn’t good / And all that you touch tumbles down / ‘Cause my best intentions / Keep making a mess of things / Just wanna fix it somehow / But how many times will it take / Oh, how many times will it take… for me to get it right?”
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Lyrics to “Get It Right” (Rachel Berry, Glee)
(via varlums)
I just hope this doesn’t result in Finn and her getting back together.
