Spoiler… Fuck…. shit… I can’t stop fucking cursing….
Someone calm me down… I hate being outside the bubble… it’s awful and cold.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
NOW WHAT DID YOU HEAR?
If Rachel sleeps with Finn because she thinks that’s the way to get him back I’m done with the show. Not because I hate Finchel but because it would be wrong on so many levels. I hope this is just wishful thinking from the Finchel fanatics and nothing more.
And maybe with his own yellow hat!
Time for me to go get shit done.
I’ll inform you all with how it went in the morning.
Trust me, I can be extremely persuasive.
Mind out of the gutter, you silly puckleberries.
I love that they mention Puck as failed relationship even though it was only one episode and also they name him first.
Word Count: 5,587.
Warnings: SMUT. Not for young readers, please and thank you.
Prompt: Noah Puckerman is locked inside the William McKinley High School auditorium with Rachel Berry. Sexy times ensue.
Summary: He really can’t believe it. He’s locked in the auditorium with none other than Rachel Berry. He doesn’t even know how it happened, because the auditorium is never locked. And it really doesn’t help matters that she’s dressed in this short-ass skirt that leaves little to the imagination, and he hadn’t gotten laid in weeks.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, or these characters. I am not affiliated with the creative team, cast, crew, or FOX Television.
Extra: Written for Rachel. [noahpuckermanandrachelberry]
Rachel thinks all that she touches tumbles down?
And Mark said all that Lea touches turns to gold. Just saying.
they should just get it on with an audience and they’ll never die.. right? i’d clap to that.
OVER. OVER. OVER
The era of the ship that shall not be named is OVER!!!!
This totally makes my night :D
SHE STOLE PUCK FROM RACHEL…
WHICH MEANS PUCK WAS RACHEL’S EVEN AFTER THEY WERE NOT TOGETHER
MAYBE QUINN KNOWS HOW PUCK FEELS ABOUT HER….
MAYBE THAT’S WHY SHE NEVER FELL FOR PUCK…
BECAUSE SHE KNEW HOW PUCK WAS NOAH WITH RACHEL AND THE BABY WAS THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM CLOSE AND NOT EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO STOP LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS
MAYBE QUINN WILL HELP THEM GET TOGETHER…
HELPING TWO PEOPLE THAT AT ONE POINT SHE “HATED” FIND HAPPINESS WOULD BE VERY REDEEMING FOR HER CHARACTER
MAKES MORE SENSE IF YOU ASK ME….
HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a spoiler?
If you’ve never sang for the president your argument is invalid and you can’t touch this.
Because I just don’t have the energy to get excited about this until I actually know.
I did not think of the Quick possibility. My hopes and dreams just flew out the window.
I don’t even want to think of Quick singing together. It’s just wrong. I think it’s mainly Puck and Carl with Rachel and Quinn singing the chorus and swaying in the background because we all know swaying in the background can be fun LOL
aka Rachel Berry
Bye bye RPO LOL
I want ALL of them to kiss her feet and apologize to her for all the crappy things they have ever done to her and not supporting her with this.
I will be major pissed if that doesn’t happen. While I love the lyrics to Get It Right, to me it’s another Rachel apology song so the Gleeks need to do the same.
Lyrics to “Get It Right” (Rachel Berry, Glee)
I just hope this doesn’t result in Finn and her getting back together.